Contact Us

We’d love to hear from you – unless you’re a telemarketer. Then we’re suddenly very busy burping a baby.

For real questions, complaints, or cute baby photos:

• Email: hello@[yourstore].com (we reply faster than your toddler can dump a bowl of cereal – usually within 24 hours)

• Live Chat: Look for the chat bubble. If we don’t respond immediately, assume we’re wrestling a blowout or a missing pacifier.

• Carrier Pigeon: Not recommended. Our cat thinks they’re snacks.

Common questions we can answer while half-asleep:

• “Where’s my order?” → Check your shipping email. Then check under the couch cushions. Then email us.

• “Can I return a drool-soaked bib?” → Yes, see our Refund Policy (spoiler: we’re chill).

• “Do you accept cookies?” → Only chocolate chip. And GDPR-style consent cookies.

Our office hours:
Monday–Friday, 9am–5pm EST (but let’s be real – we check emails at 2am during feeding sessions).

We promise to respond with kindness, dad jokes, and zero judgment about the spit-up on your shoulder.