Terms of Service

By using [Your Store Name], you agree to these terms – and to not holding us responsible if your baby discovers that a pacifier clip also makes a fantastic cat toy.

1. You must be a human – or a very clever raccoon. But if you’re a raccoon, please pay with berries.

2. Product use:

• Sleep sacks are for sleeping, not for superhero capes (though we support imagination).

• Bibs are for drool, not for painting with pureed peas (but again, no judgment).

• If your baby manages to detach a pacifier clip from all known laws of physics, please send us a video – we need a laugh.

3. Pricing:
We try to keep prices accurate, but sometimes our brain fog is real. If we made a typo, we’ll cancel the order and let you know. You can then decide to reorder at the correct price – or send us a disappointed emoji.

4. Account security:
Don’t share your password. Not even with your mom. We love her, but she might accidentally order a dozen changing pad covers.

5. Copyright & stuff:
Our product photos, copy, and jokes are ours. Please don’t steal them. We worked hard while sleep-deprived.

6. Liability:
We make safe, tested products. But if your baby uses a bib as a trampoline, that’s on you. (Kidding. But seriously, please supervise.)

7. Changes to terms:
We may update these. If we do, we’ll post it here. No, we won’t email you – we know you have 647 unread emails already.

8. Governing law:
The laws of [Your State], USA, apply. If we end up in a dispute, let’s settle it over coffee (or a bottle of formula). Lawyers are expensive and boring.

By clicking “buy,” you agree to all this. Now go treat yourself to a nap – you’ve earned it.